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no camera no ipod no laptop no pc no cellphone. i have a walker with wheels and a seat. i have a land line. i had a dog but he died. the taxicab lives. Some things have changed.The walker remains.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Rules of the road

Dos and Don'ts
Don'ts:
Don't ever call the driver "Sweetie".
Don't drive with a hat on.
Don't go back the way you came.
Don't tip the driver .Save your tips for the cows;they need them. The driver already gets too many tips from that guy in Human Resources.
Don't work too hard at being a human resource. Save your energy for something more dramatic, like being a human torch or a human cannonball.
Dos:
Dobeedobeedo
Dodo (Extinct)
DooDoo (crap)
Doodie (another way of saying crap)
Duty (if "a" equals "b" and "b" equals "c" then "c" equals...)

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